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Al-Farhad’s Thousand Year Rug Clearance - The Wait of Hormuz

Literally, the world's finest Persian Rugs known as the Rugs of Royalty, are now on sale for the first time in a thousand years.

For the first time since the Abbasid Caliphate, Grand Vizier Suleiman Al-Farhad, proprietor of Al-Farhad & Sons: Weaver of Dreams Since 1026, is slashing prices. Usually, buying an Al-Farhad rug requires a royal bloodline, and a three-year background check by a panel clerics. But today? We’re practically giving them away.

"My ancestors survived the Mongol invasions," Suleiman sighed, gesturing toward a mountain of silk Isfahans. "But they never had to deal with a three-hundred-tanker pile-up in the Strait." ...
Hunter S. Orange
Apr 15, 2026
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