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Trump Gifts Every High School Grad New $250 Bill: ‘Start Your Golden Age With Trump in Your Pocket’
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Trump Gifts Every High School Grad New $250 Bill: ‘Start Your Golden Age With Trump in Your Pocket’

President Trump announced that every high school graduate in the Class of 2026 will receive a new $250 commemorative bill featuring his portrait to...

Hunter S. Orange
May 28, 2026
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The Art of the Wall: Trump Recommends Gold Escalators for China’s “Depressing" Landmark
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The Art of the Wall: Trump Recommends Gold Escalators for China’s “Depressing" Landmark

During a diplomatic tour of the Great Wall, Donald Trump offered President Xi Jinping some real estate tips, suggesting the ancient fortification c...

Hunter S. Orange
May 14, 2026
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Al-Farhad’s Thousand Year Rug Clearance - The Wait of Hormuz
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Al-Farhad’s Thousand Year Rug Clearance - The Wait of Hormuz

Literally, the world's finest Persian Rugs known as the Rugs of Royalty, are now on sale for the first time in a thousand years.

Hunter S. Orange
Apr 15, 2026
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President of Philippines Now Confirms Jumping Jacks As Official Medical Diagnosis Tool
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President of Philippines Now Confirms Jumping Jacks As Official Medical Diagnosis Tool

Doctors Endorse Jumping Jacks as Diagnostic Standard While Nation Questions President’s “Formal Fitness” Attire

Hunter S. Orange
Apr 13, 2026
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Politicians Are Giving You The Finger
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Politicians Are Giving You The Finger

In the High-Stakes World of Politics, Every Word Counts — But Every Finger Counts Too

Hunter S. Orange
Mar 24, 2026
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The Art of Dodging the Question
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The Art of Dodging the Question

The answer is yes or no, but the answer given will be anything but.

Johnny Jensen
Mar 21, 2026
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Local Man Discovers That Reading News Makes Him Smarter, Immediately Stops
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Local Man Discovers That Reading News Makes Him Smarter, Immediately Stops

Local man discovers that being informed is actually informative, immediately returns to blissful ignorance.

Hunter S. Orange
Mar 01, 2026
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