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LeBron James Exploring Purchase of Harlem Globtrotters, Plans to Keep Playing
Lebron has reportedly found the only basketball team where traveling is encouraged.
Jul 09, 2026 54
FIFA’s Emergency Sprinkler Plan Threatened by Players Worried About Their Hair
To beat the 106°F heat wave, FIFA is considering keeping the stadium grass sprinklers on during active tournament play. However, the radical plan f...
Jul 07, 2026 166
LeBron’s Mid-Life Crisis: He Wants To See Other Teams
The rumors are true: After eight seasons together, a 2020 championship banner, and countless meaningful nights, LeBron James and the Los Angeles La...
Jul 06, 2026 89
CDC ALERT: Sophie Cunningham’s "Indiana Fever" is Totally Unstoppable
The CDC has declared a nationwide emergency as "Indiana Fever" spreads across America, with Sophie Cunningham's viral on-court swagger identified a...
Jul 01, 2026 147
Sophie Cunningham’s Index Finger Nominated for WNBA Defensive Player of the Year
Following her viral, 22-second standoff against Phoenix, WNBA coaches are panic-drilling against the dominance of Sophie Cunningham’s point.
Jun 29, 2026 190
Coors Light Scores Again With Tallerboy Game-Day Bundles
Coors Light’s wildly popular Tallerboy — the 18-inch can that holds three beers — was such a hit during the World Cup that fans started drinking mo...
Jun 20, 2026 135
World Cup 2026: British Fans Spark U.S. Toothpaste Shortage
Toothpaste Supplies Dwindle as British World Cup Fans Overrun U.S. Dentists
Jun 13, 2026 225
Everybody Wins in Game 7
Nobody is saying championships are rigged. We're just saying an awful lot of people benefit when they go the distance.
Jun 11, 2026 113
Curlers Sweep Into Panic Over 'Enhanced Winter Olympics’ Threat
Some curlers are in full panic over the Enhanced Games coming to curling.
May 25, 2026 181
The Kentucky Derby 2026: Where Hats Outrace Horses
At the 2026 Kentucky Derby, spectators discovered the real competition wasn’t on the track—it was between the women vying for the largest, most ela...
May 02, 2026 373
NFL Fans Await Unrealistic Optimism for Upcoming Season
Every draft pick is a future star until proven otherwise-and even then, we'll need to see more tape
Apr 21, 2026 168
The Masters Has a Breezy Little Secret...
What you didn't know about The Master's Tournament might not surprise you...
Apr 09, 2026 244
Packers Quietly Float Lambeau Naming Rights, Fans Respond With Highly Specific Demands
Tradition is Priceless. Unless...?
Mar 29, 2026 410
Nation Once Again Settles Into the Gentle, Unhurried Rhythm of Baseball Season
"It's not about catching everything, it's knowing it's there."
Mar 24, 2026 178
Sports Team Loses Game, Fans Blame Everything Except the Team
Local sports fans identify every possible cause for their team's loss except poor performance.
Mar 19, 2026 152
Pelosi's Picks: The Bracket That Doesn't Miss
Millions of brackets busted. One suspiciously intact. And somehow... it belongs to Nancy Pelosi
Mar 18, 2026 275
