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McDonald's Launches McMRE with Famine Fries: “We Already Had The Shelf Life”
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McDonald's Launches McMRE with Famine Fries: “We Already Had The Shelf Life”

Facing declining sales, McDonald's has allegedly embraced the prepper market with the launch of the McMRE, a line of survival meals built around th...

Hunter S. Orange
May 31, 2026
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KFC Squid Games 3D-Printed Meal: Because Actual Food Was Getting Complicated
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KFC Squid Games 3D-Printed Meal: Because Actual Food Was Getting Complicated

KFC and McDonald's have unveiled "high-tech nutrition" meals, featuring 3D-printed food based collectibles.

Hunter S. Orange
May 30, 2026
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Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel After Dry Beer Run
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Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel After Dry Beer Run

A South Carolina woman was arrested after allegedly stabbing her husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel after he returned home late Christmas Eve.

Hunter S. Orange
May 19, 2026
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The Mangione Effect Hits NYC: Billionaires Bubble Up
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The Mangione Effect Hits NYC: Billionaires Bubble Up

New York’s ultra-wealthy are taking personal security to a new extreme with “billionaire bubbles”—clear, lightweight, bulletproof enclosures that a...

Hunter S. Orange
May 08, 2026
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Soap Costs Skyrocket: Prison Authorities Baffled
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Soap Costs Skyrocket: Prison Authorities Baffled

Prisons across the country are struggling to get inmates to pick up soap, even when offered incentives. The stubborn refusal has led to soaring soa...

Hunter S. Orange
May 07, 2026
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Man Saves $20 on Mower Repair, Accidentally Pays in Fingers
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Man Saves $20 on Mower Repair, Accidentally Pays in Fingers

A man trying to save $20 by sharpening his lawnmower blade loses two fingers after missing some details in a YouTube video. A cautionary tale for D...

Hunter S. Orange
May 01, 2026
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Man's Understanding of 'Everything Bagel' Grows Considerably During HR Meeting
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Man's Understanding of 'Everything Bagel' Grows Considerably During HR Meeting

An Oregon man was fired after failing a drug test and initially blamed the result on a poppy seed bagel he ate for breakfast. When told he tested p...

Pat Sanders
Apr 23, 2026
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 Area Man Who Shot Own Foot Now Trusts German Shepherd with Loaded Firearm
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Area Man Who Shot Own Foot Now Trusts German Shepherd with Loaded Firearm

Sergeant Pepper outfitted in tactical gear and sidearm

Pat Sanders
Apr 23, 2026
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Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite to Groin on Camping Trip—Finds Out Who Friends Are
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Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite to Groin on Camping Trip—Finds Out Who Friends Are

An Arkansas man is bitten by a rattlesnake in a most unfortunate spot during a camping trip, only to discover that, when it counts, some friendship...

Hunter S. Orange
Apr 10, 2026
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AI Servers Blamed for Regional Drought as Experimental Cooling Method Raises New Questions
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AI Servers Blamed for Regional Drought as Experimental Cooling Method Raises New Questions

Engineers have improved AI performance. The solution was high-quality bottled water.

Johnny Jensen
Apr 06, 2026
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Amazing! Mankind’s First Images From The Dark Side of The Moon
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Amazing! Mankind’s First Images From The Dark Side of The Moon

NASA Releases Historic Artemis II Photos — Humanity Responds: “Enhance?”

Hunter S. Orange
Apr 06, 2026
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Is The Easter Bunny Real? Not According To Hershey
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Is The Easter Bunny Real? Not According To Hershey

Hershey to Test Real Chocolate Bunnies by 2027. So What Are Your Kids Really Eating This Easter?

Hunter S. Orange
Apr 04, 2026
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From Rides to Responsibilities: Uber Platinum Does It All
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From Rides to Responsibilities: Uber Platinum Does It All

Uber Platinum - A Tier So Premium It Doesn’t Just Get You Somewhere… It Gets Things Done.

Johnny Jensen
Apr 02, 2026
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Kentucky Man and Horse Arrested for Horseback DUI
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Kentucky Man and Horse Arrested for Horseback DUI

A Bowling Green Man Arrested for Horseback DUI -- Also Faces Charges for Contributing to the Delinquency of an Equine

Hunter S. Orange
Mar 29, 2026
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 Local Man Attempts Ancient Ritual Known as “Waiting”
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Local Man Attempts Ancient Ritual Known as “Waiting”

Study Finds Vegetables Take Longer to Grow Than People Prefer

Johnny Jensen
Mar 20, 2026
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Drought Exposes Lost City and Reveals Opportunity for Capitalism
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Drought Exposes Lost City and Reveals Opportunity for Capitalism

Lake Mead exposes profit potential.

Johnny Jensen
Mar 14, 2026
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Man Vows To Get His Life Together Immediately After One More Thing
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Man Vows To Get His Life Together Immediately After One More Thing

Sources confirm a man will begin his highly productive new life shortly after finishing one last quick task.

Johnny Jensen
Mar 13, 2026
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Households Move Decorative Linens to Active Duty
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Households Move Decorative Linens to Active Duty

With wallets thinning and prices rising, Americans quietly cross the final fiscal threshold: putting the monogrammed guest towels into circulation.

Johnny Jensen
Mar 01, 2026
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