INDIANAPOLIS — The Center for Disease Control has officially declared a nationwide state of emergency as a highly contagious strain of "Indiana Fever" sweeps through all 50 states. At a chaotic press briefing this morning, CDC officials outlined the beginning of the outbreak. Though scientists still can't explain the how or the why, they have officially confirmed the exact moment the current, highly infectious strain of Indiana Fever was unleashed.

The CDC showed video footage of Sophie Cunningham, completely silent. Pointing for an agonizing, unbroken 22 seconds while cameras flashed.

Epidemiologists confirmed that the outbreak is originating entirely from Gainbridge Fieldhouse, fueled by lethal three-pointers, aggressive defense, and terminal amounts of team swagger. There is no vaccine, nor is there a cure. Citizens nationwide are already showing advanced symptoms, which include watching the WNBA, wearing red and blue jerseys, and experiencing spontaneous basketball hype.

Authorities advise the public: Do not panic, but if Sophie Cunningham points at you next, you already have it.

Based on articles published by wdrb.com and si.com.