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Oswald Rocks

Johnny Jensen
March 19, 2026

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Did you know that Lee Harvey Oswald fronted a rock band???

Photoshop still has its place in this age of fake photos.

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Johnny Jensen is an award-adjacent investigative journalist. Drinks his coffee black as redacted incriminating documents and is committed to sharing his version of the truth along with his collection of rare stamps.

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