The plan is to have some solid products here. Maybe something so cool you could plan an outfit around it.

Unfortunately, there’s just one small issue: none of it exists yet.

We’re Brand New

Which is exciting for us, but slightly inconvenient for you. The merch is coming — we’re thinking hats, tees, and other things you’ll hopefully convince yourself you need.

Thanks for stopping by anyway. You got here early, which is either impressive foresight or excellent timing.

Check back soon. Next time, there should be actual things to buy.