Al-Farhad’s Thousand Year Rug Clearance - The Wait of Hormuz
Literally, the world's finest Persian Rugs known as the Rugs of Royalty, are now on sale for the first time in a thousand years.
For the first time since the Abbasid Caliphate, Grand Vizier Suleiman Al-Farhad, proprietor of Al-Farhad & Sons: Weaver of Dreams Since 1026, is slashing prices. Usually, buying an Al-Farhad rug requires a royal bloodline, and a three-year background check by a panel clerics. But today? We’re practically giving them away.
"My ancestors survived the Mongol invasions," Suleiman sighed, gesturing toward a mountain of silk Isfahans. "But they never had to deal with a three-hundred-tanker pile-up in the Strait."
The Deal of a Millennium
Because our entire spring collection, previously slated for the residence of the recently deceased Ayatollah is no longer on hold due to an unexpected remodel, all inventory is on sale. Normally, any left over stock would be picked up by one or two regional sultans, but due to potential shipping delays of overland travel and the ongoing blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, we’ve reached our largest surplus in a thousand years.
As The World’s Weaver of Dreams Since 1026 our Handmade rugs offer:
Limited Time Offer—Sale Ends With The Blockade
Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to walk on the one rug chosen by Kings, Emperors, and accomplished dictators. If the Strait of Hormuz clears, then you’ve waited to long.
Don't miss this chance to own a thousand years of history!
Although shipping is not included or guaranteed, we do provide access to our network of the finest black market smugglers money can buy. Your shipment's fees and mode of transport (land, air, or sea) is at the discretion of your vendor and may change without notice.
Order now, supplies are limited!
"My ancestors survived the Mongol invasions," Suleiman sighed, gesturing toward a mountain of silk Isfahans. "But they never had to deal with a three-hundred-tanker pile-up in the Strait."
The Deal of a Millennium
Because our entire spring collection, previously slated for the residence of the recently deceased Ayatollah is no longer on hold due to an unexpected remodel, all inventory is on sale. Normally, any left over stock would be picked up by one or two regional sultans, but due to potential shipping delays of overland travel and the ongoing blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, we’ve reached our largest surplus in a thousand years.
As The World’s Weaver of Dreams Since 1026 our Handmade rugs offer:
- Unparalleled Quality
- Made From The Finest Materials Ever
- Painstakingly Made With The Highest Knot Density Offered
- Hand Knotted On The Legs of 72 Untouched Weavers
- The Same All Natural Dyes You’d Expect Since The Beginning of History
Limited Time Offer—Sale Ends With The Blockade
Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to walk on the one rug chosen by Kings, Emperors, and accomplished dictators. If the Strait of Hormuz clears, then you’ve waited to long.
Don't miss this chance to own a thousand years of history!
Although shipping is not included or guaranteed, we do provide access to our network of the finest black market smugglers money can buy. Your shipment's fees and mode of transport (land, air, or sea) is at the discretion of your vendor and may change without notice.
Order now, supplies are limited!
