Pentagon Says Unidentified “Chicken Sized Hole” in Nevada Linked to UFO Activity
Pentagon officials revealed that newly declassified UAP files may document a bizarre spacetime anomaly near a Nevada test site: a perfectly circular chicken sized hole believed to be linked to advanced alien technology.
WASHINGTON — Pentagon officials held a tightly controlled press conference Wednesday to address findings connected to the second tranche of declassified UAP files released May 22 under the Presidential Unsealing and Reporting System for UAP Encounters (PURSUE).
The files, which include videos, pilot accounts, and historical reports, quietly reference a new anomaly: a perfectly circular, chicken sized hole discovered near a restricted Nevada test site. “Initial intelligence assessments suggested that state backed actors, including Chinese engineering teams or other sophisticated threat groups, may have been probing sensitive perimeters,” Maj. Gen. Kevin M. Boss told reporters. “The precision of the shape, dimensions, and proximity to secure facilities raised immediate red flags.”
Teams deployed ground penetrating radar, spectral imaging, and high energy particle detectors. The resulting data indicates the opening could be a localized tear in the fabric of spacetime. Physicists now believe the anomaly, officially designated UAPA (Unidentified Anomalous Poultry Aperture) in classified logs, could serve as a conduit for some of the orbs and anomalous craft documented in the files. A senior intelligence officer’s account from the May 22 release, described a UAP encounter that his team believed emerged from the aperture, left him and his crew “virtually speechless.”
“We were analyzing the aperture when something 'fluttered' out of it. The team was virtually speechless, and several of us briefly forgot we were still holding instruments.” –USAF Major Aaron K.
The tests have also advanced an even more striking hypothesis: advanced alien technology appears to have employed frozen chicken as a kinetic or cryogenic projectile to blast the rupture. “The forensic signature and residual organic traces are consistent with a high velocity impact from processed poultry,” one researcher stated. “It sounds absurd, but the theory holds up as a low observability method to puncture local reality.”
Meanwhile, the hole, informally labeled “Mother Clucker” in classified military memos, continues to emit occasional low level radiation and bursts of RF interference. Leading signal analysts believe the interference “clucks” are actually encrypted communications.
Pentagon officials described the situation as stable and stressed there is “no immediate public safety concern,” while quietly requesting sustained emergency funding to study the phenomenon “for the foreseeable future.”
Lockheed Martin↗ and some unusual partner firms, including Tyson Foods↗, have received an initial $14 billion contract for aperture characterization, mitigation, and deployment of AI monitoring systems.
As one official noted, the American people deserve full transparency — even when the truth comes one nugget at a time.
The files, which include videos, pilot accounts, and historical reports, quietly reference a new anomaly: a perfectly circular, chicken sized hole discovered near a restricted Nevada test site. “Initial intelligence assessments suggested that state backed actors, including Chinese engineering teams or other sophisticated threat groups, may have been probing sensitive perimeters,” Maj. Gen. Kevin M. Boss told reporters. “The precision of the shape, dimensions, and proximity to secure facilities raised immediate red flags.”
Teams deployed ground penetrating radar, spectral imaging, and high energy particle detectors. The resulting data indicates the opening could be a localized tear in the fabric of spacetime. Physicists now believe the anomaly, officially designated UAPA (Unidentified Anomalous Poultry Aperture) in classified logs, could serve as a conduit for some of the orbs and anomalous craft documented in the files. A senior intelligence officer’s account from the May 22 release, described a UAP encounter that his team believed emerged from the aperture, left him and his crew “virtually speechless.”
“We were analyzing the aperture when something 'fluttered' out of it. The team was virtually speechless, and several of us briefly forgot we were still holding instruments.” –USAF Major Aaron K.
The tests have also advanced an even more striking hypothesis: advanced alien technology appears to have employed frozen chicken as a kinetic or cryogenic projectile to blast the rupture. “The forensic signature and residual organic traces are consistent with a high velocity impact from processed poultry,” one researcher stated. “It sounds absurd, but the theory holds up as a low observability method to puncture local reality.”
Meanwhile, the hole, informally labeled “Mother Clucker” in classified military memos, continues to emit occasional low level radiation and bursts of RF interference. Leading signal analysts believe the interference “clucks” are actually encrypted communications.
Pentagon officials described the situation as stable and stressed there is “no immediate public safety concern,” while quietly requesting sustained emergency funding to study the phenomenon “for the foreseeable future.”
Lockheed Martin↗ and some unusual partner firms, including Tyson Foods↗, have received an initial $14 billion contract for aperture characterization, mitigation, and deployment of AI monitoring systems.
As one official noted, the American people deserve full transparency — even when the truth comes one nugget at a time.
