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Man Survives Rattlesnake Bite to Groin on Camping Trip—Finds Out Who Friends Are
An Arkansas man is bitten by a rattlesnake in a most unfortunate spot during a camping trip, only to discover that, when it counts, some friendships really suck.
AI Servers Blamed for Regional Drought as Experimental Cooling Method Raises New Questions
Engineers have improved AI performance. The solution was high-quality bottled water.
Amazing! Mankind’s First Images From The Dark Side of The Moon
NASA Releases Historic Artemis II Photos — Humanity Responds: “Enhance?”
Is The Easter Bunny Real? Not According To Hershey
Hershey to Test Real Chocolate Bunnies by 2027. So What Are Your Kids Really Eating This Easter?
From Rides to Responsibilities: Uber Platinum Does It All
Uber Platinum - A Tier So Premium It Doesn’t Just Get You Somewhere… It Gets Things Done.
Kentucky Man and Horse Arrested for Horseback DUI
A Bowling Green Man Arrested for Horseback DUI -- Also Faces Charges for Contributing to the Delinquency of an Equine
Local Man Attempts Ancient Ritual Known as “Waiting”
Study Finds Vegetables Take Longer to Grow Than People Prefer
Drought Exposes Lost City and Reveals Opportunity for Capitalism
Lake Mead exposes profit potential.
Man Vows To Get His Life Together Immediately After One More Thing
Sources confirm a man will begin his highly productive new life shortly after finishing one last quick task.
Households Move Decorative Linens to Active Duty
With wallets thinning and prices rising, Americans quietly cross the final fiscal threshold: putting the monogrammed guest towels into circulation.
Local Man Discovers That Reading News Makes Him Smarter, Immediately Stops
Local man discovers that being informed is actually informative, immediately returns to blissful ignorance.
